I’m white, my kids are white. Which means they can’t really screw up too badly because they’ll get, like, a million chances. My life is really evil. Like I, there are people that are starving in the world…and I drive an Infiniti. That’s really evil. There are people who just starve to death, that’s all they ever did. There’s people who are like born, and they go “oh, I’m hungry” and they just die. All that’s all they ever got to do. And meanwhile I’m in my car having a great time. And I sleep like a baby. It’s totally my fault because I could trade my Infiniti for like a really good car, like a nice Ford Focus with no miles on it, and I’d get back $20,000. And I could save hundreds of people from dying from starvation with that money. And every day I don’t do it. Every day I make them die with my car.
Louis C.K.
(Source: approachingsignificance)
