I’m white, my kids are white. Which means they can’t really screw up too badly because they’ll get, like, a million chances. My life is really evil. Like I, there are people that are starving in the world…and I drive an Infiniti. That’s really evil. There are people who just starve to death, that’s all they ever did. There’s people who are like born, and they go “oh, I’m hungry” and they just die. All that’s all they ever got to do. And meanwhile I’m in my car having a great time. And I sleep like a baby. It’s totally my fault because I could trade my Infiniti for like a really good car, like a nice Ford Focus with no miles on it, and I’d get back $20,000. And I could save hundreds of people from dying from starvation with that money. And every day I don’t do it. Every day I make them die with my car.
Louis C.K.
(Source: approachingsignificance)
I hate people who can find shoes where ever.
I feel ya. I’m a 10 wide too. We should start our own shoe store!
It’s not like I can just casually saunter down to the shops and find a size 10 wide fitting… anywhere.
Still one of the funnier animations I’ve done.
Happy Birthday to my friend Speedy Jen, who has loved this gif for over 5 years.
DING!
Love this, Mara!
I have no idea how to introduce this post, so I’m skipping the first paragraph.
During rehearsal on Tuesday, it came to mind that I should see my throat doctor because something didn’t feel/sound right. I went in for a visit on Wednesday and a scope of my vocal cords revealed that the granuloma…
Praying for your healing, John. This is a long life and I hope that I will someday be able to see you in concert again. Thank you for your honesty, your bravery, and most of all, for your music. With love….
Bwahaha!
All I keep thinking is, “Ride me hard, cowboy.”
*snort*
*dead*
If you climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.
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